Babies: The sum of my knowledge

Well, just over six months into being a dad and I can sum up my knowledge of babies thusly:

Poo ain't that bad

Planning is for babyless parents

Babies can't use Windows, but they can use Linux (Linus updated my Ubuntu box!)

In addition to the above, my retention of facts has increased by leaps and bounds. Take this for example:

Ducks can fly, and swim
They build nests to lay their eggs in
Inside each egg is a baby duck
And baby ducks are called ducklings
There are many different kinds of ducks
Ducks that go quack, quack, quack, quack

Go figure! :)