Babies: The sum of my knowledge

Well, just over six months into being a dad and I can sum up my knowledge of babies thusly:

  • Poo ain’t that bad

  • Planning is for babyless parents

  • Babies can’t use Windows, but they can use Linux (Linus updated my Ubuntu box!)

    • In addition to the above, my retention of facts has increased by leaps and bounds. Take this for example:

    Ducks can fly, and swim
    They build nests to lay their eggs in
    Inside each egg is a baby duck
    And baby ducks are called ducklings
    There are many different kinds of ducks
    Ducks that go quack, quack, quack, quack

    Go figure! :)

    categories Uncategorized | | datetime August 27, 2006 10:19 pm

    2 Comments

    • By Code Nexus, September 8, 2006 @ 1:41 am

      ok… Jumping Monkeys
      That is all I will say to that…

    • By Guru, October 7, 2006 @ 4:56 pm

      Uh, further to this post I can say that poo ain’t bad until they start on solids. Now it’s kind gross – and one time it looked just like carrot!

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