Impending Doom!

According to unverified sources:

Apparently there is a large asteroid heading directly for Earth (the Pacific Ocean near Norfolk Island, to be specific). It’s sure to cause apocalyptic tidal waves across half the planet, and dramatically affect the climate planet-wide. It’s due to arrive on 28 June 2006. Best advice from the GCC (Global Catastrophe Conglomerate) is to “live life like you’re gonna die”.

More information embedded in the lyrics of William Shatner’s Has Been Album.