Spam Spam, Glorious Spam

I’m back with my old company (Opus) and I was getting annoyed with the spam that I was getting - about 3 or 4 a day. My email address was created back in 1997 - it hasn’t existed for the last two years but now it has been called back into existence. Anyway, today I got the following in an automated system email:

The Opus e’mail system intercepts and puts aside incoming e’mail that is probably spam, and keeps it for two weeks.

Below is a summary of the 1178 email(s) you have NOT received in the last seven days. If however, you do want to receive any of these messages, select them in the left hand column, then click the “Send Me Selected Messages” button:

Fantastic! Looks like the system is doing it’s job properly. By the way, that works out to one spam message every nine minutes - ouch.